so tired …
existentialist pop punk: I gotta leave this town, but for what purpose?
nihilist pop punk: I gotta leave everywhere, for no purpose
absurdist pop punk: leaving the town is just another struggle the universe puts before me
optimist pop punk: This is the best possible town, why should I leave it?
poststructuralist pop punk: this town is a matrix of commodified social relationships mapped onto a faceless grid that i can’t conceive of leaving
lovecraftian pop punk: this town is t h e v o i d and i can never leave
jade struggling with opening rose’s bra and rose having a great time watching her struggle
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library
bored with airplanes
i want more
I don’t really think so.
So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in
Congratulations on your new cat
"What did you do this summer John? "
"Oh you know"
man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading
i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic
i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”
the characters did not go to a waterpark.